A Cautionary Tale

In the past 2 days, I have been inside -- though not necessarily imbibing at -- 8 different drinking establishments. The upshot: last night, or early this morning, I had a dream in which my normally very stylish brother was wearing a kelly green and pink turtleneck and a grey, Cosby-esque cardigan. And in the dream, Dina Lohan (Lindsay's crazy, cokey mother) was scolding me for spending too much time on the computer. The moral of the story? Weirdly, I think my subconscious is telling me to stay home and watch more Law and Order reruns.